Foodtropolise Session 6

The group has a long night! Leonard the evil mayor sends goons to Ashe’s apartment and the group has to hold out their assault.

Scratching at the Door

The group awakes to the sound of scratching outside. Ashe is the first to wake, taking point at the door. Lulu sleep snakes her way to the fridge, Cornelius stubbornly stayed sleeping and Whip, who was sleeping on a treadmill (likely after failing to use it for any notable length of time) continued to snore loudly.

Unfortunately for the group, their intruders did not care for their sleep. The Lightweights break in from an air vent. They also try to get in the front door but Ashe had locked the door, stopping them.

The group fights these lesser goons, Cornelius ends up squishing one and sending another through the window. The fight ends quickly, but not before the group hears a familiar voice coming from the weasels walky talkies…

A Cheesy Reunion

Chuck E Goudafella makes his appearance on the front door. He mocks and derides the group. Chuckling as he explains his horrifying Cheese Gas. A large bulldog goon begins pumping in the thick yellow smoke into the building next to cornelius.

Lulu and Ashe get on dealing with Chuck, Cornelius gets on dealing with the gas and Whip… finally begins to wake up after her tail accidentally starts the treadmill she was sleeping on. The fight plays out a little harder than the one with the light weights, but the group is still more than capable.

Cornelius gets up and throws an entire TV with a gaming console at the Bulldog lacky. Stopping the gas from entering the room. The commotion of this is also enough to finally wake the eepy Whip who moves to arm herself with a knife.

Lulu knows that Chuck is still very attracted by deers and uses her womanly figure to convince Chuck to let her out. With the Rat distracted, Ashe thinks creatively and gets her favorite bong. Taking a long draw, she inhales the vapors and blows them at Chuck. The rat has had his fair share of illicit substances, but never anything this strong. He stumbles and jerks, hopelessly dizzy. He then stumbles over the railings and falls 12 stories to the main lobby of the apartment building.

Revenge of the Cheese Wheel

Lulu feels a terrible magic is coming for them. The rat may have died but it seems that he did not come with goons alone…

The group feels it before they see it. The ground trembles with each titanic step. A terrible Cheese Wheel golem bursts out of the stair well and immediately attacks.

Whip, energized from her long sleep, attacks tha monster head on. She makes a mad dash at the beast and catches it by surprise. She uses a combination of her knife and her fangs to take chunks out of its circular frame. Cornelius also brings his great strength down to bear on the monster. Its able to hold him but just barely. Ashe goes looking for something to attack the golem with and Lulu tries to damage the beast but only manages a few minor scratches.

The golem retaliates on Whip. Shoving a massive cheesy fist down her throat. She is instantly filled with at least 50lb of cheese. The golem also gets a hit on Lulu. She suffers the same fate, getting filled to the brim with cheese.

Not going down without a fight, Whip continues to take the golem on, using her strong tail to chumple one of it’s legs. Ashe throws a bag of dog food at the golem’s face, blinding it for a second. Corn and Lulu take the chance to bear down on the beast. The combination of the group turns out to be enough to push the golem over the ledge. He, Whip and Lulu all land on Chuck who is truely flattened under the golem. The golem is flattened under the deer and snake.

Conclusion

The group survives the assault! They also shortly after get a call from a concerned Don Grepi that got word of Leonard’s plans. He is relieved and impressed by the group. He also calls on them for one last job, he needs protection in the coming debate against Leonard. He plans to spill the beans on that debate and he knows for a fact that the Mayor would do everything in his power to stop him.

Will the group be able to protect Grepi from the greedy Leonard? Will the lion’s dirty deeds finally be exposed to the public? Just how much weight has the cast gained over the course of this adventure? All of these questions and more will be answered in the final session… Next time!